Things I've Learned in Law School

Here are some bad habits I'm acquring. I never understood how James could do these things until now.

1. Red Bull is your friend. It may not have as many vitamins as Orange Juice but when it comes to staying awake in Contracts, Red Bull is more vital to your health than Vitamin C.

2. Binge Sleeping is nice. There was a time I couldn't sleep longer than eight hours if my life depended on it. Now I sleep 12 or 18 hours if I can get away with it.

3. Junk food? Who cares??? When you gotta stay up all night working, might as well enjoy it!

4. Fast food is, well, fast. It may not help the figure, but it's fairly difficult to study while cooking chicken.

5. Man's best invention: plastic. Environment? What environment? I don't have to wash plastic forks, cups, and plates!

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Discovery Channel:

The law student gets her exercise.

*close up pan of camara*

Voice over: The student is marching quickly in her flip flops urgently hoping to raise her pulse. Notice the cell phone. She is talking to her mother, who feels as though she never calls anymore. This, to the law student, is multi-tasking. Ah! She spots steps! We observe that she fabricates an excuse to get off of the phone and heads to the stairs. And now she is trying to jog up and down the steps of the art museum. Let us watch carefully to see whether she trips in her flip flops. Those steps are steep! Nope! She never trips! Now she looks at her watch. Her 20 minutes for exercise is over, and she returns to study in the library.