Pet Limericks
Mar. 30th, 2007 04:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Oh yeah, I forgot... Wills & Trusts law inspires creativity. Here are some limericks I wrote about my critters last Tuesday night! Bad poetry alert!
Sophia is one of my parrots
She never eats her carrots
If I give her the greens
She'll nibble the beans
But the other good food gets no merit.
Athie and Soph like to play
They sing and destroy all the day
When Soph gets a pen
She'd best run at a ten
Or Ath'll steal it right away.
ATh's a smart little fid
Her vocab's like a five-year-old kid
When it's time to say "Bye!"
She'll cry out "WHY??"
And leave you scratching your head
Ath and Soph on the patio go
They climb the chairs to and fro
But if a human's in sight
They'll suddenly take flight
And land on your head with "Hello!"
Spinks is a cute little cat
One thing she isn't is fat
She requires to dine
Thrice daily, on time
A plate of fancy feast on a mat.
Sophia is one of my parrots
She never eats her carrots
If I give her the greens
She'll nibble the beans
But the other good food gets no merit.
Athie and Soph like to play
They sing and destroy all the day
When Soph gets a pen
She'd best run at a ten
Or Ath'll steal it right away.
ATh's a smart little fid
Her vocab's like a five-year-old kid
When it's time to say "Bye!"
She'll cry out "WHY??"
And leave you scratching your head
Ath and Soph on the patio go
They climb the chairs to and fro
But if a human's in sight
They'll suddenly take flight
And land on your head with "Hello!"
Spinks is a cute little cat
One thing she isn't is fat
She requires to dine
Thrice daily, on time
A plate of fancy feast on a mat.