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smile_n_cuddle ([personal profile] smile_n_cuddle) wrote2004-03-17 09:56 pm

Jen's Celebrity Diet

Hey! Wanna lose weight fast? I lost 11lbs in three days and it's mostly covered by insurance! All you have to do is have your wisdom teeth taken out! You can't eat anything except pudding, soup broth, and jello for days, and even then you don't have an appetite! Possible side-effects include blood sugar imbalance, but hey! it's great to fit into my favorite jeans again!!!

This diet is strictly coypright of Jen @2004. Copying without permission is prohibited.


[identity profile] liveandinperson.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! That's the coolest thing EVER! Istant weight loss!