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Hey! Wanna lose weight fast? I lost 11lbs in three days and it's mostly covered by insurance! All you have to do is have your wisdom teeth taken out! You can't eat anything except pudding, soup broth, and jello for days, and even then you don't have an appetite! Possible side-effects include blood sugar imbalance, but hey! it's great to fit into my favorite jeans again!!!

This diet is strictly coypright of Jen @2004. Copying without permission is prohibited.


Date: Mar. 17th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xeriah.livejournal.com
You're a nutter. But a loveable nutter.

Date: Mar. 17th, 2004 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niff.livejournal.com
Takes one to know one :-P

Date: Mar. 17th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fl0werchylde.livejournal.com
And what's especially fabulous about it is that everything tastes just like blood. Yum.

Oh wait... or was that just *my* experience?

Date: Mar. 17th, 2004 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niff.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, there is this salty after-taste... Hey, natural salt flavoring ;-)

Date: Mar. 17th, 2004 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveandinperson.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! That's the coolest thing EVER! Istant weight loss!

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