Date: Apr. 25th, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)
Pretty funny.

A hubby that takes his turn staying up with the baby is *divine*.

Actually, guys always talk about how the sex decreases when you get married, but that's because they are largely unaware of the wife schedule shown above. In Sociology class there was a statistic that housework is basically a "second shift" for most working mothers, and amounts to about an extra month of work each year.

So guys, even though they're supposed to be sooo good at math are generally missing an obvious piece of calculus. And that is--time spent doing housework is time not spent with *you*. So the most foolproof and guaranteed way of getting sex from your wife is... (drum roll please)... to do some housework!!! Not only is she less tired and aggravated now, but if you do a good job, she might even be in a favor-granting mood!

Wow. What a novel concept.

Guys are schmucks.
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