Letter to parrot

[smile_n_cuddle]

Dear Sophia,

Please stop flying onto my head. I do not like it when you mess up my hair (even if it's only a 30-second hair-do), and I'm nervous you will poop on my head. I do not need a life-size G2 headpiece. My hair is fine the way it is. I don't like other decorations--especially when they move and scream.

Also, when I demand that you get off, stop grounding your little claws tighter around my hair and ducking lower. You WILL come off. I am bigger than you and I control the treats. If you nip me again you'll be roast Cockatoo for dinner.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation on this matter.

Comments

[axl12.livejournal.com]

How do you deal with bird poops around the house?
Can a parrot be trained to use a bird-litter?

[sophiedoph.livejournal.com]

Sophie and Athie are both pretty good about going potty on their baskets or on command. Occasionally they forget, but generally they run to the basket to poop, and then they get a nut. So they like that.

If they miss, we have a Spot Bot carpet cleaner that cleans little spots, and we use it.